halloweeny!

Bam halloween! ok so today i went roaming the streets of bp with my friend ben we were going to abbys house and two scary little girls was all up on us breathing hard and pointing a fake toy gun around one of them had it pointing at my head i got super scared -_- so anyways we got to abbys house and got candy and we talked of a bit oh yeah we got bored i tried to call my friend jasmine b. and she wasnt home so we went to starbucks cause nature called my friend while my friend was answering his call i was calling jasmine c. and she wasnt home so after me and ben went to yogurtland and the end

bloggityy blog blog

wow i havent blogged in the longeest time i hate blogging its like writing essays for school except its about me micro blogging ftw!

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JAVA!

oh my goodness Java is so confusing! haha ubuntu has better games than windows LOL but anyways we are using ubuntu to compile files and im already confused -_-

Beach!

haha so today i went to the beach with my youth group it was fun we went super early and it was like super cold (super early = super cold) anyways i borrowed kvs dino blanket and i think i got sand on it oh yeah football we played football calvin cramped up like a noob dinner! we had in n out for dinner it was yummy oh yeah i stayed over at bks house all weekend it was fun too i farted on nicks bed haha i think this would be the most memorable thing i did all summer

lazy

today i want to start doing daily devotion
ive been to lazy to even start i want to change

Best day ever

so today i had the awesomest day ever it all started with a phone call from my friend bk then we had lunch and then we watched a movie then at night i owned him in ca =)

Starbucks!

haha wow so toady i want to get some friends back together and meet at our neighborhood starbucks but in the end only 4 people went it was somewhat sad =(
[photo props to Jasmine]

summer

summers ending i have to do something memorable D:

today i realized

that my Suzuki Xl-7 was a total loss im so sad =(

highland mission trip

ok so recently i just had a super fun mission trip to highland california i was very super fun i met a lot of different people from around the united states it was really fun working and hanging out with them i really hope that we would meet again someday soon =)

fourth of july!

haha so yesterday was july four my favorite day because i can play with fire! haha i have a history of playing with fire so anyways yesterday i went to my friends house me and ben go way back in the day any how yesterday we got super bored with shooting bottle rockets one at a time so we like got a hollow brick and and place like two packs of bottle rockets and started a bon fire in the brick so yeah july 4 = fun! =)

tech support

Tech Support: Hello … how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations

Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

heh heh stolen from Abby =)

funtastic summer! :D

sigh my summer boring as a rock race i have done nothing since my last blog so heres my daily schedule wake up at 12 eat breakfast, 1:30 eat lunch, then do nothing until 5:00 then i have cross country til 7 then come home shower eat dinner and then do nothing until i fall asleep yeah my summers going to be great!

So Anyways

i think i started cross country for about two weeks now and every time i go to practice i realize how out of shape i am blah blah blah ugghh today i was cleaning my room cause my great and wonderful mother wont let me go to raging water on friday if i dont get it clean anyways im tired good nighty
random blog ftw =)

the day i almost died

haha so today i went to my friend jaimie's house and her uncle came to teach her so jaimie's brother kevin convinced me to ride along haha let me tell you jaimie has a lead foot she likes to speed haha anyways jk jaimie you drive great! hope you pass your drivers test and get you licence so you can drive me around =) by the way you drive better than my ahem mom ;]

UP!

yay today i did something not boring i went to see UP in 3D the movie was pretty cool, Squirrel! yeah that movie was cool any ways today was not really that boring it was fun =)

blogging

blog blog blog blog blog blog haha blog is such a weird word blog blob bloob bloop blip blop oh my its barely been the first week of summer =x

yay

wow first blog yay umm how should i start. hello reader of my blog my name is oshman without a capital o because im to lazy and i type really slow... any how im oshman im 15 and it the summer i bored as frozen banannas so i decided to start blogging at 1:30 in the morning =)